your drunk exhusband is tryin to get with my drunk exgirlfriend. i think its funny. if you still talk to him dont say anything.
we're not divorced.
I am too pretty for them to be this angry at me.
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
Did copperhead road at the bar. All the girl next to me did was stare at my glorious bouncing tits. CAN I FUCKING HELP YOU?? I worked hard for these tits.
Friends don't let friends put redi whip in their wine
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
She put her coat on went to leave and called me an asshole. I responded with "I never said I wasn't" and then she pounced on me like a cat on cat nip.
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