If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
In line at the grocery store. The girl ahead of me is in a wetsuit and just bought 3 cases of beer and a bottle of vodka. I want to go where she's going...
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
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