This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
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