dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
Managed to convince my mom that I had been home for 3 hours sleeping on the couch downstairs and this t-shirt was your dads. I am SUCH a fucking boss.
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
The cab driver thought we were passed out so he called a sexline...
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
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