it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
It's a sad night when one of your friend texts you that she's going on a date with someone you know and then invites you to maybe have a drink after
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
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