i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
Any idea why the fuck i would replace all the music on my ipod with the fucking Goosebumps theme song?!?
Apparently drunk you is really nostalgic?
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
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