You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
you threw up in the oven last night. i found that out after i preheated it to cook a pizza.
The cab driver just finished telling me how leaving community college after one month was the best desicion he ever made.
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
Hey, my drug test is at 4:15 tomorrow. I'll meet you 5 minutes later.
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
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