IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
My nipple ring got caught on the rug again. Tequila makes me unlearn these things
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
THIS MOTHERFUCKING ROOSTER
IT KEEPS CHASING ME BACK IN THE HOUSE
FUCK THIS BIRD
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
Imagine how different my life would be if I could find a man who gave me more pleasure than pizza at 2am when I'm drunk.
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
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