It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
saw him outside... he got fatter, i got blonder. the winner is obvious.
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
So, just saw a lady hysterically sobbing in a Walmart at 3 AM. Someone's not having a happy mother's day.
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
What happened last night? I just woke up and there's like 15 mcflurry cups on the floor
You don't remember stealing them?
ugh my stomach is so upset-- didn't get a chance to take a violent enough hangover shit at work
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