Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
I shouldn't have to say "get your balls off my counter" on a Wednesday.
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
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