Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
Just threw up in the waiting room. I can't believe I have to switch dermatologists again.
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
Fun fact: the guy I banged last night. His middle name on his birth certificate is "Windstorm."
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
im on a boat
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