I want to walk on stilts...naked
I wish i could convert my hornyness to productiveness. I would have written a fucking book by now.
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
So I got a text from him saying "jacking off...thinking of you" I think I'm going to get a restraining order
Hi darlin, what are you doing tonight?
.... Things I will not be proud of
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
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