FYI-Owning a kitty significantly lowers your chances of ever seeing mine...
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
I figured out why I insisted on leaving my sweater on the ground outside. I smelled it and I'm 97% sure I peed on it last night
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
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