Three words: puerto rican gang bang
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
is this the sara with the beer cane?
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
I'm not throwing down for dinner because I plan to have so much tequila I puke it up anyways. How much is a cab home?
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
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