i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Your vagain smells worse when im sober.
sorry, worng number
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
Well now I have my semen on her headphones
You have to keep an eye on her tonight cause you know how she likes to pickpocket people when she's drunk.
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
We should go, because after those margaritas time is running out on my sobriety clock.
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
All of my Tinder matches have neck tattoos. It's like God wants me to go to jail again.
Stop calling him just to say, "my vagina misses you."
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
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