Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
You know you're getting old when 19 year olds you've met on tinder advise you that you should start looking for a wife and/or the mother of your children
The only times we have to apologize in this friendship is when you intentionally punch me and that's only happened once so it's okay
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
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