I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
Drunk me thinks I can light up a cig anywhere, sober me finds this hilarious and highly irresponsible. The grocery store is not a bar.
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
He flew in from NY last night. We had sex in the back of my car in the airport parking lot and then he fed me fresh Babka (from Breads Bakery) as I drove him home. I can't decide if I love him or Babka more.
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
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