Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
youll never guess who i didnt fuck at that party
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
My New Years Resolution is to get everyone to start talking like a 40 year old douchebag. From now on, you will only refer to me as Chief.
I was carrying around a bottle of Jameson yelling rescue me
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
Hard not to be concerned when you call me, tell me you've discovered the secret to flying, vomit, then hang up the phone. So yes, I'm coming to pick you up.
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
Randomize
