Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
So im going to watch Hocus Pocus in my footie pajamas... How am I in college?
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
What started as a "classy" double date ended with Jeremy and I tripping our balls off and talking to the refrigerator while the girls cried on the couch and questioned where their lives were heading.
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
Randomize
