Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
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