'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
I'm so high I used the top vent on my dashboard to heat up a cheeseburger
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
DAMMIT. BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY IS GONNA GET STUCK IN MY HEAD AGAIN. FUCK YOU OLYMPICS.
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
I don't know if I'm more excited about getting chipotle or about getting laid
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
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