don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
i think im the only person who makes thank you cards for their drug dealer
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
she stopped traffic so I could crutch across the street. Clubbing while crippled and drunk is different.
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
You think he will forgive me for the paper being a week late if I bring him a beer?
...it's a 9am class...
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
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