It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
Everytime she tries to call me all I can think about is when she tripped walking down my steps during her walk of shame. Then I laugh until it goes to voicemail
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
I just ate a fried snickers. I now officially accept all fat jokes
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
Yeah I was just reminiscing about that time a seagull shit on your head at the beach
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
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