Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
He had one of those small greek statue penises
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
He asked me to fly out to Seattle to participate in a week of marathon sex so I'm at the airport now. I'll call you when I get back.
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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