I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
You have to summon your inner elephant
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
Randomize
