tod's in jail
he was afraid of holiday checkpoints so we let him ride my mom's tandem bike home. by himself. at 4 am.
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
Went to mcdonalds... Wishing I could throw up the last 20 hours of my life.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
I am drunk. Riding an elevator. You can smell the beer. Doctor on with me just smiling at me... He agrees, fuck cancer.
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
I forgot to ask you how long you're housesitting. By which I mean how many bones can I get in averaging 2.5 bones per day.
20.
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
Now that it's fall I have to prepare for the imminent arrival of ripped up sweatpants shoved into folded over sequined uggs
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
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