Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
woke up this morning with "hah" written on my penis.i was like wtf?? morning wood kicked in and found out what it really said, haNNah.then i remembered.
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
i'm just sitting here watching hocus pocus, eating takeout, and taking self esteem quizzes online while everyone is out partying. you tell me how my night is.
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
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