I'm like a rollypolly, I only open my legs up when I feel safe.
I swallowed and made him pancakes in the morning. I feel almost as desperate as Jennifer Aniston at this point.
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
I am making up for a 7 year dry spell so I get a pass and I don't always care if there is a second date. It is like college but with more money and condoms.
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
So it turns out high me is very efficient. I set 5 alarms to remind me to do things, i made mac and cheese, and i wrote a poem. I'm going places.
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