we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
Your niece just basically announced she's a whore on FB so you should feel pretty good about officiating that wedding next month.
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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