and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
I wonder if the fact that I'm listening to the theme from lion king gives my neighbors the impression that im tripping faceeeee
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
Seeing her tonight. She doesn't want dinner, just wants me to come over for awhile. My penis just sent me a thank you card.
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
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