i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
She's the barista slut.
decision: in honor of being in new orleans this weekend all my drunk texts will be en francais
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
Hey, I found that piece of pizza you lost in my bed last night. Never again...
I swear, I make more use of my creative writing major with sexting than I do with anything else
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
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