I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
when she started singing "you look better when im drunk" to my cat i realized it was time to take her home
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
did you just send me my own nude
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
Woke up. Found about 20 condoms upstairs. A hole in the couch. Bread on the floor. Going back to sleep.
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