Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
Being pregnant is so damn inconvenient for my sex life.
pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
They left me at home... I'm a liability
My arm is completely dead, never again will i give you a 20 minute hand job. You better have enjoyed that asshole. I have to text with my left hand now.
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