I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
when someone at the bar asked you a question all you knew how to say was "chug-a-lug"
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
Watching the Walking Dead, snuggled up naked, and drinking a beer. No better way.
If ever there was a tweet to describe your life, it's this.
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
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