I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
also i think i should join the bone marrow registration when im sober
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
I have this terrible fear I might accidentally text a pic of my dick to my grandma
He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
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