im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity�
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
whoa! who said he's my boyfriend?
Oops. Sorry. That guy you keep accidentally running into in public. And at home. And with your vagina.
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
Still slightly drunk, sitting in Hyde park village. Two small children are dancing and singing "call me maybe" on the fountain in front of me. Am I hallucinating?
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
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