At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
Lesson of the night: never take shots out of a bottle you found under a couch in a frat house. I have no idea where I am
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
COCAINE IS GR8
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
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