She announced her abortion via fbk
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
I found my phone outside under the leaves by the curb. What the fuck did I do last night
My phone now knows what I type and it prompts me with frequently used words. And anytime I use "and" and hit the space key two of the words are "unicorn" and "sausage"
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
I've figured out why I love winter sex. Because I make them leave the beanie on, and we all know I love a man in a beanie.
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
You ran into the tattoo shop screaming PIERCE MY TITIES
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
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