Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
My mom came into my room and told me to flip off the tv. I gave it the middle finger. Note to self: STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT
Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
Shark Week may as well be Shark Weed.
So somehow I got from NYC to a suburban town in the middle of Jersey. At 4am. Thank god there are trains that can rectify my mistakes...
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
I was in a house full of lesbians and they were all staring at me. I felt like the last cresent roll on Thanksgiving.
Even though we had just had to physically take her off of someones lawn she was peeing on when they came outside, she still insisted on walking unassisted the rest of the way home. It was dignity meets shit show.
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
When you pick me up at the airport, please have some sort of drugs on hand.
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
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