Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
I need you to promise me that the first one to find out our kids smoke weed, takes the weed so we can smoke it ourselves
you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
Found your pants in the mailbox
What were my pants doing in the mailbox?
I don't know but there's postage on them
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
Do you think it's safe to mix miralax with a tequila sunrise?
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
We told him to puke in the Denny's parking lot or we wouldn't be his friend anymore. So he did. He wasn't even drunk.
Pooping to opera.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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