My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
I wish I could rewind to my 8th birthday instead. I wanna wake up, eat as much cake as I want, and have a Transformers birthday party without someone judging me.
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
I'm having salsa con queso and a leftover half-drank/flat red bull for breakfast. Nothing you propose doing today would be a downgrade.
When you are 21 it's acceptable to run out of the tavern and puke all over the bike rack... when you are 35 it's called alcoholism.
you started shaking the frozen steak while screaming "THIS IS CAPITALISM" before rubbing it all over your chest and passing out on your dog
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
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