would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
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