No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
my mom walked in on me smoking weed alone, listening to the eagles, and just staring at the river. she totally knew.
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
I am in macy's and just straight up heard an old lady taking a crap in her depends.
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
If I'm not drunk and wearing a penguin hat by the time we are done opening Christmas presents then coming home for Christmas was a complete failure
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
Mimosas make me so tired. I just ordered a huge thing of pasta and gonna eat it in my underwear like a bad bitch
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