Reggie can tackle my bush.
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
This is a mass text: my birthday is tomorrow, and I want a full day of birthday sex. Send me your availabities. Time slots begin at noon
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
I woke up naked dangling by my feet from the balcony over his foyer. He's officially my new favorite booty call.
So, I'm stoned at his house petting the neighbors cat I made him steal.
You're a fucking train wreck.
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
She posted a pic of her bf on ig wishing him a happy bday at midnight. She then proceeded to have sex with me. Who is the bday boy again?
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
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