so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
not only did i soak my thesis by spilling celebratory shots on it, but i also stained it with lipstick making it obvious i tried to drink the vodka off it......dgaf, worth it.
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
just start off by saying "hey, i cockblocked my friend last night and need to make it up to him, could you help?"
I found you in the bathroom. You were sitting cross-legged on the floor wearing nothing but socks completely surrounded by broken crayons.
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
i need to stop establishing animals as safe words. Giraffe and Penguin are really awkward words to say during sex
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
Why the HOLY HELL is my dog on my roof??? Sam?? Why is the dog wearing my pants
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
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