Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
I just want somebody who'll randomly bring me pizza and lovingly squeeze my butt. Is there a dating app for that, do you think?
In other news, I tore a tendon in my hand from giving my boyfriend handjobs so that's how my day is going
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
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