i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
I feel like a food baby is going to burst from my stomach and eat all the leftovers until another food baby rips out of its stomach. And so on. It's truly a merry Christmas.
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
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