i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
I knew something was wrong when santa got arrested
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
Going to the hospital for stitches on my balls. Mom walked in on me manscaping with an electric razor. Tell NOBODY.
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
On the verge of sleeping with a man who can take me to an early bird dinner and a movie with his AARP discount. YOLO
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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