at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
Voted patient of the month again at the urgent care. I need to rethink my life choices.
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
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