I'm surprised I didn't puke tonight
I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
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