I hate your face
Not a fireman, but good enough for last night.
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
eggs and jello shots do not qualify as 'brunch'
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
Matt you can be anything you want to be. Including the awesome guy that brings pizza to a bunch of stoned and sorta drunk kids.
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
Randomize
