so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
You picked me up and threw me on a barstool and shoved shots in front of me.
Thats like the definition of a good friend
I was dressed in monkey onesie serving people vodka jelly with a spoon...
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
I just turned down the best booty call of my life because I have to make a cheesecake. I guess this is growing up.
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
She called me at 2am crying because her late night booty call moved out of state
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