Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
I told him I'm not paying rent anymore because he's seen my boobs.
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
In a meeting with the accounting department. This shit is even more boring in real life and there isn't a professor to wake me up.
I'm doing shots of crown out of a baby bottle. My friends are sensational parents.
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
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