But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
my favorite homeless guy just told me I drive like Batman, achievement unlocked
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
Apparently last night I yelled "the cops were called on a mother fucker and that mother fucker is me." And then proceeded to exorcise a sandwitch.
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
Just remember I’m your roommate with extremely questionable morals
Exactly, what could possibly go wrong
Randomize
